The Good Spots

Sleeping cat

 

Amelia, with great poise, crawled up the roll top desk
and nestled, between the cable modem
and the wire of the bronze desk lamp

Then she look at me, and told me
in a casually transcendental moment
of lucidity and articulation
that as a cat, it is her job
to find all of the good places to rest
so that when the day comes,
for us all to lay down our heads
and sleep
we’ll know the good spots

I asked her, a bit alarmed
if that day was coming soon
if I should worry, if I should panic,
if I should settle my affairs

She stared a moment, unrushed,
then yawned, baring her teeth,
deadly, and gentle, in the way only deadly things can be gentle
and she said, who knows?
It may come soon, it may come later
it may be tomorrow, or it may never come
but it’s best to be prepared
just in case

Then she closed her eyes, in trust,
and fell asleep
And as I watched, I thought
that I probably would’t fit
in that place where she sleeps,
between the cable modem
and the wire of the bronze desk lamp
but it’s good to know it’s there
just in case

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Tranquility, With Fur

Cooper, sleeping

 

It is difficult to meditate
when a nervous black kitty
uses this rare opportunity
of your tranquility
to leap onto your lap
press her wet nose against your hands
curled into their mudra
and pushes her bony feet
into your thighs
in a restless attempt
to get comfortable

But once she settles down
purring
into a pile of shadow colored fur
and whiskers
with an uncomplicated contentment
rarely found
in the frantic frenzy of human thought
outside of the shade of the Bodhi tree

It is easy to know
that this moment is flawless
and it is easy to feel
with the resonant
empty
infinite echo of a purr
that for no reason at all
with no possibility of judgement
that you are loved

Haiku about Amelia

I saw Amelia, my adorable and intelligent three legged cat curled up on the couch as I went downstairs to get some mango, and she was so cute that I had to go over and pet her. I’ve had poetry on my mind lately, so this very silly haiku popped into my head. Part of the point of having a blog, or any forum, is so you can pour the contents of your head out into the street and let everyone else have a go at them. So here it is.

Sweet three leg kitty

melts my heart, with a laser

I’m dead now. Worth it.

That picture above is her in her laboratory.

It is blurry because she has anti-surveillance protocols.

Laser-like Permanence

Flat Amelia

37, day seven.

I do not know if Amelia is the most intelligent cat that I have ever met. Everyone thinks their cat, or their dog, or their toddler is brilliant and special. I do know that Amelia’s intelligence is different than that of other cats. Amelia has something most of them do not. Or rather, they have something she doesn’t, and it makes her special. Most cats have a rear right leg. Amelia does not. The umbilical cord wrapped around it and it had to be amputated immediately following her birth. She can run around just fine, but she limps when she walks. She likes to sit on steps or ottomans in such a way that supports her rear legs. Sometimes she tries to scratch her ear with the leg that isn’t there, in what a top weapon-systems designer has described as “weaponized cuteness.”

We have two cats. One of them is sitting on my lap right now. We got the two of them from a shelter at the same time. We got a three legged cat and a black cat – the least commonly adopted type – because we are suckers. Tazi, the black one, spent the drive home from the shelter meowing her feline lungs out. Amelia whined for awhile, and then adapted. Once we got them home we let them out into a room we cordoned off specifically for that purpose. Tazi ran under the rolling desk and hid for two and a half hours. Amelia, on the other hand, immediately began to run over, climb, sniff, and lick everything. Like a kitten does. We named her Amelia because she liked to explore. She wasn’t, strictly speak, named after Amelia Earhart, but she was named after a character who was named after Amelia Earhart.

Once Tazi came out of her hiding place she also came out of her proverbial shell. She proved to be an even more adventurous explorer than her adopted sister. She could leap further and climb higher than Amelia. She had the feline naturally ability to always land on her feet, which her poor three legged sister did not. Tazi immediately undertook risks Amelia had earlier avoided. Sometimes they were successful, and sometimes they weren’t. It never stopped Tazi from trying again. And again. And again. Often times, Amelia stopped whatever she was doing and just watched.

Over the next few weeks, we naturally sorted our two new kittens into categories. We had the brave one, Tazi, and the cute one, Amelia. It also seemed like Tazi was the smart one. She was far more likely to try new things. Amelia often just stared at her. She spent a lot of time staring. Tazi had so very much energy. She chased feathers with twice the enthusiasm of her sister, and would jump three feet into the air in an attempt to catch them. That is not something Amelia could have done no matter how much she wanted to. She did not seem to want to. If Tazi was a ball of kitten energy, Amelia seemed to be comparatively energy-less. It was worrisome, especially compared to the amount of energy she displayed at the shelter. Amelia’s size, handicap, and general demeanor makes it hard not to worry about her disproportionately. So we took her to the vet , something that needed to be done anyway. The vet said she was fine. Cats just have different energy levels. She was probably just adjusting to her new home.

Both of the cats developed problems with their eyes, and needed eye-drops. Tazi was first. She did not like it, and she responded like a typical cat. As a brave little girl, she was easy to approach, and purred whenever I held her in place to administer the eye drops. The action contact of the eyedrops, of course, make her freak out and try to get away. The treatment lasted a week, with two doses per day. Tazi reacted the same way every single time. At the end of the week, she was just as likely to purr and settle down if I held her in place than she was at the beginning of the week.

Amelia’s reaction was very different.

At the beginning, she let us hold her and pick her up just as she always had. My wife described her as a very chill cat, and she was. She did not exactly like being picked up, but she tolerated it without squirming. After a couple of days of eye-dropping, Amelia started to tense up when we tried to hold her still. A few days later, whenever we tried to approach her in a certain way she ran away. It was the inkling we had that there was something else going on inside her kitten brain. It was not the last.

I remember the first time she successfully leapt onto our bed. The bed is several feet off the ground. Tazi could leap up there with no problem, even though it was a fairly high jump for a kitten her size. She made the leap exactly the way cats normally do. She just leapt. Amelia often watched her do it, and like so many things Amelia did it was endearing and every so slightly heartbreaking. Until the day she did it. I was sitting on the bed, watching television when Amelia walked in and stared. She clearly wanted to come up on the bed. I wanted desperately to pick her up and put here there, but I knew her well enough from our limited time together to know she would not like that. I thought she would just sit there and stare longingly like she always did, and it would be adorable and a little bit sad.

Then she leapt.

It did not look anything like when Tazi did it. Amelia was closer to the bed. Her leap was more vertical and less horizontal than a typical cat leap. She only made it half way up, but she was ready with her front claws. They gripped tightly onto the mattress. Then her single rear leg claws found purchase, thrust down, and propelled her upwards, onto the bed. I was a new kitten owner, so I responded into the only reasonable way.

I flipped out.

I congratulated my kitten over and over. I pet her copiously and vigorously. I texted my wife, and used more exclamation points that would be strictly necessary in the average three hundred page novel about excitable hyperactive people who yell a lot and find themselves in endlessly stressful situations.

My wife saw Amelia make the same leap the next day. It occurred to us that maybe she wasn’t just staring. Maybe she was was studying. Maybe she was planning.

Once we thought of it, the signs were everywhere. I tried to remain skeptical, but the logical interpretation continued to assert itself. Over the next few weeks, Amelia did the same thing in many of the places she had previously stared at. The back of my computer chair, the bathtub, the couch, the green chair in the living room. Each time, she found a position, and tried something. Sometimes it worked, and she surmounted the obstacle. Sometimes it didn’t, and she came back the next day and tried something else. We watched, fascinated, as over the next year Amelia re-derived all of the skills normal, fully-legged cats take for granted. Suddenly so much about her made sense. She wasn’t low energy, she was just highly deliberate. Indeed, once she had her techniques worked out, she chased those feathers and climbed those stacks of boxes as vigorously as Tazi did. You expect to see this kind of learning in children, but not in cats.

Just as we got used to the distinctive way Amelia acquired new skills, something strange happened. Tazi started following in her foot steps. Tazi did not have to use her claws to climb up the bed, or up the green chair. She could just leap up there, and that is what she had done as a kitten. However, even though Tazi was bigger now, she used her claws more and more. Was she learning from Amelia? Was that possible? Once we saw Tazi limping when nothing at all was wrong with her leg, that theory was more or less confirmed. Tazi was big and muscular and athletic, but in her own reserved, pensive way, Amelia quietly moved into the position of alpha cat of the household.

I was reminded of Bigwig and Hazel, from Watership down. Bigwig is large and fit and dangerous in battle. He is the natural choice for chief rabbit. But the rabbits choose Hazel for their chief, because Hazel has something special. In my favorite scene in the book, Hazel seeks an audience with the enemy general Woundwort of the militaristic rabbit kingdom Efrafa, before the battle between them. Hazel is limping, then, from an earlier wound. He proposes to Woundwort that between the two of them they could create a truly great warren, something grander and safer than any rabbit had ever known. Woundwort is almost convinced. Even though he is obsessed with power, and believe is only in violence, he is almost swayed. He sees something special in this strange, handicapped rabbit who speaks as other rabbits do not. Because Hazel does have something special. Hazel has insight.

I think, just maybe, as much as a cat can, so does Amelia.

The cats are more than a year and a half old, now. Most of their learning is behind them. They still climb, and romp, and chase after feathers. But they have it all more or less figured out. At least, that’s what I thought until we got a laser pointer. Most cat owners know that cats love laser pointers. So do dogs. Chasing animals love having things to chase, and laser pointers are a great thing to chase. Tazi and Amelia have gotten fairly bored of the feather we usually use to play with them. They love the laser pointer. They both chase it with an energy I have not seen from them in months. It is funny to watch Tazi try to climb up walls to try to get it when it is high up. That’s not something we were ever able to get her to do with the feather.

But Amelia is obsessed.

They both chase it. They both love it. But their approach is subtly but fundamentally different. Tazi seems unperturbed when she can’t catch it in her paws. It drives Amelia crazy. When they were little kittens, Tazi used to play with chase objects the way kittens usually do. She caught things that were moving, but as soon as they stopped moving she lost interest. Not so with Amelia. She figured out early on that she was never going to be move as quickly as her prey. When she was small she used to wait until objects stopped moving and then tackle them with her entire weight and grip them in her claws. Once Amelia got something, it was hard to get her to let it go. As she got older, faster, and more sure of her movements, she started chasing things, and also attacking them when they got near her. Her goal was still the same: pin them down so they stop moving. Amelia developed a skill set different than the stalking predator tools of most cats, and more in line with those of an ambush predator. Like she has in so many other ways, Tazi has adopted many of Amelia’s techniques. Why shouldn’t she? They work better, with less energy expenditure. More than that, Tazi understands, on some level, that Amelia is a problem solver.

None of Amelia’s tricks work on the laser pointer. She is Not Okay with that. It is not a physical object she can pin down. It appears and disappears in a way that nothing in her life ever has. Both cats are confused when the laser point disappears, but Tazi is easily distracted. It does not take much to get her to forget her confusion and move on to something else. Not so with Amelia. She is fixed on it, with a focus that I have seen far too many times not to recognize it for what it is. I can’t help but think, as ridiculous as it might be, that she is searching for a new definition of object permanence.

You can call me crazy, if you want. You can call me a biased cat parent, and you might very well be right. It does change the fact that I think my kitty is grasping to understand a phenomenon her kitty brain is not really equipped to understand. If you think that makes me crazy, you will find what I am going to say next outright ludicrous. But I am going to say it anyway.

Whatever, exactly, Amelia is trying to figure out, I think she might just get it.

The Ritual of the Cat

 

I’m doing it. Against my better judgment, I am about to submit a blog post about my cat.

I have two of them. One them is named Tazendra, after a sort-of-elf-warrior-but-more-interesting-than-that in a series of books. She is all black, except for a tiny white patch at the front of her chest, and a few white flecks scattered throughout her coat. Rather than the typical black-cat green, her eyes are a rich orange-gold that I describe as amber, because I love the word amber. My wife says they are the color of pumpkin. Tazendra, Tazi, looks like a Halloween cat. She does not act like a Halloween cat. Halloween cats are aloof and enigmatic. They are creatures of mischief and darkness, heralds of the moment when the veil between the worlds of light and shadow is as thin as tissue paper, and there is nothing to stop the Things that slumber and hunger just out of sight from tearing through.

Tazi is…not like that. Except for the part about the tearing. She meows all the time, and is needy, and sweet, and affectionate. We have to put her in the basement nearly every night so she does not romp around the bedroom just as we settle down to sleep. She has an uncanny sense of exactly when we are fully settled in. In that perfect moment, when the blankets are adjusted just right, when my feet are just starting to warm up, and the last few tense muscles in my body ease into relaxation, that signals Tazi that it is Time to Romp. I think she can tell when we stop moving, and it is Not Okay. She spends a lot of time sleeping, like most cats, but she also wants a lot of attention from us. So into the basement she goes.

I often feel bad about this. Fortunately, Tazi makes putting her into the basement very easy. All I have to do to get her out of the bedroom is walk downstairs towards the basement door. She follows the entire way, with great enthusiasm. “Are we going on an adventure?” She does this every single night. Half the time, she walks right into the basement herself. All I need to do is to close the door. It is clearly she does not particularly mind this whole endeavor. She has a litter box down there, and food and water. Sometimes her sister Amelia, a tiny little torbie with only three legs, joins her down there. We only ever had to deliberately put Amelia down there once. She is a much calmer kitty.

Ever since I started spending all day every day writing, Tazi and I have entered into a new ritual. She is an affection cat, but she is not really a cuddler. She likes sleeping at the foot of the bed, or nearby where my wife and I are, rather than nestled up right against us. But she loves laps. I did not realize the full extent of this; there are so rarely laps available in this household. The television is in our bedroom, and it is where we spend most of our time and eat most of our meals. There is no couch. Just a bed. So no laps. There are plenty of chairs down in the living room, but we do not spend much time down there unless there are guests. When there are guests, the cats are not so much interested in laps as they are feet, hands, dangling headphone cords. Any moving parts.

Now I am writing a lot. That involves a chair, and that produces a lap. For Tazi, this means Opportunity. Cats recognize Opportunities as well as any successful venture capitalist you could name. Closed doors, opening cans, sleeping humans; these are moments not to be ignored. For Tazi, that list also contains flushing toilets, but…we will not go there. It also includes laps. Hence the new ritual.

Some time between five and twenty six minutes after I sit down to write, I will see a pair of pumpkin-preserved-in-amber colored eyes in the doorway. In the deep darkness of Seattle winter, I often cannot see the rest of her. She is a natural ninja because of her coloring and her cat-stealth, even though it does not fit her personality. If she grew up as part of an ancient feline ninja clan, she would be forced by her prominent ninja parents into carrying on the tradition, even though all she wants is to be a Broadway star. Also, the world would be a little more awesome, because it would contain ancient feline ninja clans.

Where was I? Right, the ritual.

I see her in the doorway. I usually notice her blended form because she meows at me. She does that a lot. I look over, and either I call her over to sit in my lap, or I tell her in a strained voice that this is not a good time. I do not know why I do this. It does not make any difference at all.

She then puts her paws on the side of the chair, and gives a good, long stretch. After that, she hops on up. Sometimes she jumps up onto the arm of the chair. More often, she climbs up the back. It is an old and ratty chair, so I do not really care if she damages it. Also, I would not really care even if the chair was a silk upholstered family heirloom. It’s hard for me to care about objects; it isn’t in my nature. It drives my wife a little batty. Between scratching cats and an apathetic husband, we can’t have nice things.

While she is crawling up the there, there is no safe way to dislodge her. Sometimes I have just eaten. Sometimes I have to go to the bathroom and am putting it off. Sometimes I am feeling nauseated from my allergies. I do not always want a lap cat. This is not my decision. There is no way to knock her off while she is climbing other than to just shove her. If I was willing to just shove her off willy nilly, then I would not deserve to have a cat. I’m sure it wouldn’t really hurt her, and I’m not saying it wouldn’t be funny. It would just also make me a terrible person. There are enough notches on that list already.

Once she is up on the chair, she crawls into my lap with a contented purr. Tazi is one of those cats who purrs when you take a step in her direction or say her name within a thirty eight mile radius of her ears. If there was such a thing as purr-Viagra – and I can only assume it is pending FDA approval – Tazi would not require it. On one level, an easily purring cat is great. On another level, I never feel like you earned her contentment. My parents had a tiny little white-with-black-tail cat named Sofia when I was in high school. When she was a skittish little kitten I was the only one who could make her purr. It was very satisfying.

I am going to break away from this thread before it gets any weirder.

If Tazi gets to my lap and I do not want her there, this is my opportunity to dislodge her. Like most situations that feature the word “dislodge,” this is going to be painful for me. I know this. I am fully aware of this. Tazi is a cat. She has no way of knowing which very specific areas in the general lap-adjacent region should not get pressure and should definitely not get claws. Actually, maybe she knows exactly which very specifically areas should not get pressure and claws. She is never very happy with me for kicking her off. I guess that is my punishment.

Most of the time, I let her stay. I used to always kick her off when I was writing or playing video games. I though it would be too awkward. I assumed she would get in the way of my interface with the keyboard and mouse, and I would keep knocking her on the head with the movements of my arms. It turns out none of this is true. It is just nice. She sits on my lap, warm and purring. She does not move too much, and most of the time she does not claw my legs or any more sensitive areas. Tazi has no problem if I rest my arms on her, and she is much more comfortable than the arms of this chair. It is a beautiful symbiosis. Sometimes she leaves after five minutes. Yesterday she was there for an hour. Occasionally I pet her, and she closes her eyes and stretches out in pure contentment.

Ever since I quit my job at the restaurant, I have missed people. I am a very social person. I need a lot of conversation and human interaction in my life. Or at least, I thought I did. I do not miss people half as much as I thought I would. People are great, and I love them. I often have a great time with other people. But it is rare to share mutual moments of complete and uncomplicated contentment with another human being. Tazi is on my lap right now. She is purring. She does not care about anything else. She does not need anything else. Neither do I.

The writer in me wants to end all of this with some larger point. But I won’t. There isn’t one. That is the larger point. My cat is in my lap, and there is nothing else in the world she wants better. It is so easy to forget how to do that. It is so easy to forget that we need to do that, from time to time. The future is great, but happiness is always found right here, in this moment. Sometimes it takes a cat in your lap to remind you.